Archive for the ‘The Rapture (postponed)’ Category

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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”

May 12, 2011

Whee! Here comes another one! (Quote courtesy Douglas Adams).

I swear (or affirm) that I captured these screen grabs on May 12, 2011 at approximately 4:15 PM CST.

The websites in question –may21-2011.com
ebiblefellowship.com

Pay special attention to the highlighted text on those last two, kids!

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Oh, noes…

December 31, 2009

Back to specifying when the Rapture happens…

(I hereby swear or affirm that the above screen capture was performed by me on 12/31/09 at 7 PM CST)

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

UPDATE: I’m so done with these guys — go there today, February 1, and see that they’ve moved the rapture date to April 1st. They don’t need me making jokes for them when they’re so good at making jokes of themselves.

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Looks like the rapture guys are wising up…

December 25, 2009

(Screen grab taken 12/25/09 at 10:45 AM CST)

When making predictions about when the world ends, be vague!

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

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I was supposed to be Raptured today…

December 14, 2009

I suppose next weekend, then… (I swear or affirm that this screen capture was made by me on December 14th 2009, at 10AM)

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

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Let’s see, shall we?

December 3, 2009

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

Will It happen on the 14th?

(I swear, or affirm, that the screen grab above was captured by me on 12/2/09). UPDATE – edited to add this to a category, not to change the essence of the post.)