Apple’s NEW PRODUCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 14, 2008

While reading http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/ I came across the following comment in entry #40 – Apple Products…


A capital idea!  I set about with my design team after I stopped laughing and here is the result!


The specs:

-A revolver – “they just work”.

-Shoots the new proprietary “.50 Apple Express” round (acquired in a round of buyouts and quickly retrofitted for use)

-webcam ready (in vers. 2.0) but can sync with your ipod via Bluetooth & iTunes right now

-2GB MP3 player + headphone jack

If the Apple Store in your area is closed in your area in the next couple weeks, it’s cause they’re stocking this!

(Note to Apple’s Litigation Dept. – the preceding was satire.)

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